Welcome everybody to another episode of Sick Sad World of Mega Man.*everyone chants*
Today our topic is "I think i have a boombox on my head, but my room mate doesn't" now, lets hear more about this sick, sad dilemma. DustMan...
yo fewl i got this boom box on my head and rimgy ova there, he disrespects me for it.
It is NOT a boombox! It's a sucky-thing! now im SICK and TIRED of this diss in punk fewl you wish it was a sucky thang ill whoop yo gay ass here rite now It's a vacuum cleaner! ya panzee ring boy*
throws a ring at Dusty's sucky-thing and gets pissed when it gets stuck. Then make it play some damned sounds! damn man stop messin the boombox*
plays some funkay music Screw the Man... let's go! damn you fool*
kicks ring man in the ... ring What makes you so sure it's a boombox? It doesn't have a CD or tape thingie... Stop this fighting right now! yeah it does fewl shut up panzee man*
runs near the stage and trys to talk them out of the fight we gots ta setal thiz rite nowe fool Well, where is it, I certainly don't see the opening! my crew will drive by you stink ass if ya dont shut the helll up your looking at the wrong opening poof There will be no cussing on my show! Fuck you, shit-head! damn you megan spank We're going to take this the way we want to!*
kicks megamans ass*
smiles.*
throws a crowd member in the way and runs Dusty, Let's agree... it's a boombox-vacuum thingie hybrid! Now let's kick Mega Man's ass! AHHHH!!! yeeeeah*
runs away*
chases after Mega Man, throws rings at him as he runs.*
grabs the aluminum bat from the house and runs out to practice T-ball.. from Mega Man's head...whoops!...WHACK!!.. Now Mega Man's pea-sized brain is all over the field! RETARDO! yeeeah uhhh... this can't be the end...*
jumps on Mega Man and whacks him in the head with a ring. That suckass mofo just cants stands it no more Now lets bring out CrashMan!*
jumps up and down on Mega Man's back.*
pulls out his chainsaw and hacks Mega Man from limb to limb fewl
I'm HERE! fewl what you want Damn you Ring Man!*
Jumps on Ring Man and starts beating him up What the fuck! fewl What the hell are you doing here you pathetic excuse for a can opener?*
struggles, trying to get up. You wrinkeled my clothes, you bastard!*
gets angey and helps ringman fewl get off my homie you mess wit him yo mess wit mw oh yeah Hey, i only have one suit. If i gave it to you, i'd be naked. Sorry bout that, bye.*
Leaves*
gets up on his feet slowly. This sucks! Lets beat the crap out of Mega Man!*
Throws another crowd member into the angry people RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!*
Runs away as the angry robots chase him*
sees that the camera has turned on to him and waves at it. "Hi Dr. Wily! It's me! Yeah! Hey... do you think you could get me that emotion chip I want for Christmas? I really want it... then me and Top Man could..."*fade to black*